kaigou: this is what I do, darling (3 offering bowl)
The world is barren enough. It is stacked against love, and against hope, and against those very few and precious emotions that enable us to go forward. Your marriage only stands a 50-50 chance of lasting, no matter how much you feel and how hard you work. And here are people overjoyed at the prospect of just that chance, and that work, just for the hope of having that feeling.

With so much hate in the world, with so much meaningless division, and people pitted against people for no good reason, this is what your religion tells you to do? With your experience of life and this world and all its sadnesses, this is what your conscience tells you to do?



[or read the transcript]

know hope.

4 Nov 2008 10:19 pm
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (organize this)
Yes, we can; yes, we did.

I have never been so proud of my country as I am right now.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (life is a banquet)
(and a break from the incessant politico-commentary online right now, perhaps)

...and for members of a certain generation, there's really only one roadtrip moment that'll do.


(if you can name the clip within the first two words of dialogue, you're good; if you can name it from the first image before the dialogue even starts, you're very good -- or you're my age and have the memory of this joy burned into your brain from the original theatrical viewing.)
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (muses on hold)
...would be the voice.

George Mason University's Speech Accent Archive

When it says "all over the world," it really does mean it. So for next time when you want to know whether someone really could tell the difference between someone from Atlanta versus someone from Pensacola...
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (want a revolution)
Remember my rant about height/weight in fiction?

WE HAVE THE SOLUTION.

go, use, peruse, send in your own info if you want. seriously, this site is both useful for authors and just all-around awesome.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (x book stack)
I know there's at least one or two Irish citizens on my flist... any chance any of you could take a gander at the name Giolla and give me some idea how it'd be pronounced? Yes, I know there are differences between modern and traditional/archaic for Scotland and Ireland and between the two countries, as well; it's modern Irish I'm curious about.

I keep thinking the 'g' is a soft-jay (like the French), and something tells me there's a funky dipthong in the -io- combination... but maybe that's just some distant memory of how it's said in the Scottish dialect. (I was raised knowing how to properly say the various family mottos, but those are all in a Scottish dialect. I can't tell you how Scottish/Irish pronounciation differs, only that I've been informed that they do. Which isn't much help when I'm trying to deduce the Irish pronounciation.)

Any help is much appreciated. Ah, the mysteries of languages! ...which reminds me, I have a chapter and a half of Mandarin to finish translating... Just what my brain needs, to decipher Mandarin while I've got Irish names bouncing in my head.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (bang)
and then there are days in which you read something and say to yourself, my god, I love this writer.

Today the love is for snark about an anonymouse's claim regarding blog-comments and the first amendment, brought to you by the ever snarkalicious John Scalzi:
Reading this person’s understanding of how the First Amendment applies in these instances is like being slathered in a thick coat of ignorant, and then being put out into the sun to dry out before a second coat is applied, which itself will be topped off by a sealant of complete and utter stupid, and lightly drizzled with a glistening varnish of epic fail.
From the post, Another Entry in the Annals of “People Who Haven’t the Slightest Idea What They’re Saying”, in Scalzi's Whatever.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (militant apostrophe)
I'm sure almost all of you have heard the phrase, "better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it" (with the usual web-inflected variations). But the version I came across this afternoon in a translated novel goes like this:

Far better to ask a question and be thought a fool for a moment, than to be silent and remain a fool forever.

The context of the author's use implies that it's some kind of familiar adage, but it's an inversed version that I can't recall ever seeing before. Does anyone else recognize this version? Have any idea where it comes from, or might be able to think of a possible source? Searching the net just got me a bazillion hits on the first phrase (keep-your-mouth-shut) and none that I could see on the second.

I'd just like to be able to attribute it properly whenever I quote it, although I suppose failing any actual attribution I guess I'd just use the novelist's name instead..?
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (totally chill)
Later I'll muster the energy to have something to say, but in the meantime I just couldn't make this stuff up. I'm on the highway, enjoying the total lack of traffic on a holiday, and looking for my exit while I zip through the unfamiliar radio stations looking for something other than classic rock. Ah, there's the exit, so I pause the radio-flipping to switch lanes and come flying off the highway. Right as I swing around the ramp and see the biggest honking ANIME EXPO sign you can imagine, a new song gets through the intro and I hear the first lines:

I work down at the pizza pit, and I drive an old Hyundai,
I still live with my mom and dad, I'm five-foot-three and overweight.
I'm a scifi fanatic, a mild asthmatic, never been to second base.


And once again the radio gods reminded me they're one big honking ball of epic win. Or maybe it's just the country-station radio gods... but at least they're gods with a major sense of humor. And a half.

embedding is disabled (sheesh) so you have to go to youtube directly to see, but trust me, it's worth it... and stick around for the cameo: "I'm making new friends!"
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (commas & chocolate)
Per my post on secrets to author gender, now revealed! I realized that I didn't give any mention to the biggest impact on our perception of height/weight ratios: film.

It's said the camera adds fifteen pounds... )

ETA 3/27: visual explanation



Our depth perception allows us to see an object in 3-D, but -- and this is just my theory, and may be utterly hogwash -- but what I think is going on is that a film camera has enough depth-of-field and is far enough away that it gives 'sharpness' to the edges (the shaded parts in the top two blocks) while our eyes would see those edges as being 'farther away'. The camera flattens the image, in a similar manner to a telephoto lens, if not quite that exaggerated, and thus you see 'more' of the object. It's not quite a barrel distortion so much as the camera overriding our usual perception of, and dismissal of, the 'side view' parts as not being part of the 'front view'.

When you look at the left picture, you know it's 3-D thanks to the shading, but you also know the 'shadow' indicates the object's depth and not its actual width. I think the film-camera removes this blurriness and thus makes the depth look like it's part of the width (the picture on the right). That's my theory, at least.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (iguana greeting)
Hereby pimping, so please to be paying attention: a good friend's newest story is now published & available, woot! It's Mallory Path's The Secret Language of Curls, with her usual mature-audience MRFA goodness and delectable language.

Premise, comments, and excerpt. )
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (mao amused)
From the Daily Dish:

I was lucky enough to be invited to an off-the-record dinner with the king and queen of Jordan last week. Under the rules, I can't say anything they said, but I did have a rare laugh. I was seated next to Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post who was impressed, as anyone would be, with the beauty of one of his hosts.

"I've never seen a queen with muscle tone like that," he whispered over the starter.

He's clearly never been to my gym.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (something incredible)
Apparently, Dr. King talked Nichelle Nichols out of leaving Star Trek...


That series was on reruns by the time I was allowed to watch anything other than Sesame Street, and given the diversity on Sesame Street, I probably figured Star Trek -- with its hokey costumes and plots but obvious mix of ethnic and cultural backgrounds -- wasn't all that landmark. I thought Captain Kirk was too square-face farmboy, and Spock's voice gave me the creeps (mostly because I already associated it with the narrator on In Search Of), but I had the biggest freakin' grade-school crush on Uhura.

Purely innocent except for the greedy element of "when I grow up, I want to be her!". I just thought she was Sexy-Smart Incarnate: she knew everything that was happening on the ship, when she said stuff, everyone listened, and she looked good while doing it and was always cool and collected -- how can such a combination not be totally hot!?

Now she's what, in her sixties? The woman is still sexy-smart incarnate. Zzzzing!



[I find myself thinking, okay, world: since you didn't let me grow up to be Tina Turner, can I be Nichelle Nichols instead?]
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (x book stack)
CP's curious as to what one (english-translation) Jorge Luis Borges work anyone might recommend. I know some of you folks are all over the map in terms of reading, so someone on this list's gotta have an idea or two.
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (head-explodey)
Honestly, though: a spin-off of Yukikaze? With... big-eyed CLAMP-style girls fighting the JAM? What's next, Sailor Kaze?

Excuse me, I need to find the bleach. Like five minutes ago.

And then I shall BEAT CP SENSELESS for destroying my last precious illusion that anything could be sacred. Like... really awesome CGI-series about fighter jets. *cries*
kaigou: this is what I do, darling (flamethrower)
From Stephen Fry's blog, fryblog:

"But who can deny that design really matters? Or that good design need not be more expensive? We spend our lives inside the virtual environment of digital platforms - why should a faceless, graceless, styleless nerd or a greedy hog of a corporate twat deny us simplicity, beauty, grace, fun, sexiness, delight, imagination and creative energy in our digital lives? And why should Apple be the only company that sees that? Why don’t the other bastards GET IT??"

whois

kaigou: this is what I do, darling (Default)
锴 angry fishtrap 狗

to remember

"When you make the finding yourself— even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light— you'll never forget it." —Carl Sagan

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