oh, I cannot prevent the snark.

[kaigou]

You'll have to take a look at this official illustration, and study the image carefully. No, ignore Trowa's hair; I think it's temporarily possessed. No, ignore the way that Duo's head looks like it's pivoting radically on his shoulders, on the verge of spinning around completely just so he can watch Wufei walk off. No, ignore the bizarre oversized flaps on Wufei's pants that make him look like he stole Trowa's clown costume, just like you can go ahead and ignore (despite teeth-gritting) that Heero is slouching. Erm, see, that's not the point of linking: it's because I want to know, I need to know: what is UP with Trowa's pants?

Oh, wait, maybe I should've phrased that question differently.

*cough*

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today's brilliance from windsorblue:

On the other side of the camera, I can just see Noin and/or Une sitting there going, "Duo - look at the camera please. Heero - for God's sake, stop slouching! Wufei - we're not done yet; stay where you are. Trowa - dear lord, Trowa, did you do that to your hair on purpose? What did we tell you about picture day?...Quatre!! Get your hand out of Trowa's pocket this instant! Argh - Duo, whatever Wufei is doing shouldn't be that interesting! Heero! Sit UP, dammit! Lord - can't we get one decent photo of all of you for a change?!?"

And then Zechs says, "This is why we can't have nice things."

Comments

[askerian]

*chokes* TROWA. HAIR. WHAT.

... Clearly it's possessed.

By an angry woodpecker.

... That, or maybe a porcupine, and for some reason he's feeling threatened. Though now that I think about it, the tilt of his head seems rather rhino-wondering-whether-to-charge to me...

His pants. Um. *manfully refrains from making rhino horn jokes* *RESISTS*

Also, yes, Heero is incredibly OOC. DX (for some reason I also find something vaguely girly in his body... Maybe it's the hips/waist. Or the ankle tucked behind the stool. *ponders*

*ponders genderless Heero*

*ponders genderbending Heero*

*takes bunny out to the backyard to be shot*


Quatre looks nice? Hell, his body language even seems boyish for once. ... It's probably the source of the wrongness in the rest of that pic. He had to take the karma from SOMEWHERE. D:

[askerian]

... I think the pants question might be answered if we can answer this other question.

Where is Quatre's left hand? >.>

Official illustrators: shipping 3x4x3 since 1995.

(also to me it really looks like his hip/thigh is pressed against Quatre's hip. HMM. ... That hair thing is either blatant phallic symbolism or the most bizarre sexual dysfunction I've ever seen.)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Trowa's hair is an echidna.