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CP is at it again, and I don't know where he digs this stuff up...

Emily, Saro, Sintari, Elani, Habibti, all ya'll have so gotta check this out. Plus, FOOTNOTES!

The Twelve Days of the Apocalypse
by Barth Richards

with some help from the Book of Revelation

;P

Date: 5 Dec 2004 05:46 pm (UTC)
branchandroot: oak against sky (Default)
From: [personal profile] branchandroot
*snarfs coffee all over keyboard*

Oh, that's great.

Date: 6 Dec 2004 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitude1056.livejournal.com
Yeah, the footnotes...thought you'd enjoy the footnotes. ;D

Date: 5 Dec 2004 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miyun.livejournal.com
Lovely. I like it better than the original. :D

chu

Date: 6 Dec 2004 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitude1056.livejournal.com
Definitely far more entertaining!

Date: 5 Dec 2004 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sintari.livejournal.com
Ah ha ha!!! I do so love irreverence. And I'm a huge fan of that Beast rising out the Sea. So is that what CP is getting you for Christmas? ^_~

Date: 6 Dec 2004 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitude1056.livejournal.com
I'm not even sure I want to ask, frankly. I live with it, isn't that enough? Bwahaha.

Sorry, small thelemic joke there.

Date: 5 Dec 2004 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarolynne.livejournal.com
That. Is. Awesome.

And hey, a lot of that stuff is cooler than a partridge in a pear tree. ;)

Date: 6 Dec 2004 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitude1056.livejournal.com
Totally. Damn it, I want my own ninth topaz. But then, working on my own fiction, this part cracked me up. Too bad it's too much to stick on an icon!

Rev. 5:1: "And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals."

If they were worried about people thumbing through it without buying it, maybe they should have shrink-wrapped it or just kept it behind the counter.

Date: 6 Dec 2004 03:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] atpolittlebit.livejournal.com
That was fabulous! *still laughing!*

"Nu-uh! *I've* got the white horse. You've got the *pale* horse."

Ahhhhahahahahhaahhaah!

Date: 6 Dec 2004 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitude1056.livejournal.com
Hellyeeeeah. I don't know where he finds it, and I'm not sure I want to ask, but it's entertaining nonetheless. ;D

Date: 6 Dec 2004 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koyote19.livejournal.com
do you know how hard it is to spit soda onto a computer screen quietly, so that no one at work actually finds out I'm shirking on my duty to the company and surfing? gah...

but seriously, this was hysterical. Do you think CP would mind if I linked to it on my journal? I have some friends that rewrote the Muppet show theme as "It's time to call Chthulu..." and they would definetly get a kick out of this.

Date: 6 Dec 2004 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitude1056.livejournal.com
I doubt CP would mind in the least. Go right ahead and link. ;D