oh ye of the old-tyme GW fandom

...on behalf of someone else (who is not me, really! for total true this time), does anyone in the GW fandom (then or now) recall a rant about how butter is not meant for certain past times? As in, diary product + orifice = misery. Moffit's trying to track it down, and I recall it vaguely but not enough for the google fu. Anyone else remember that post?

(Also, Moffit thinks there might have also been mention of glitter, if that helps ring any bells.)