okay, that's not what I was expecting to see next.

[kaigou]

Dear search function programmers:

There is just something terribly, terribly wrong with your bookselling site's search functionality when I'm perusing the third page of "paranormal dark fantasy romance" and I scroll past Anne of Green Gables. Terribly, terribly wrong.

Nolove, me.

Comments

[haya5h1.livejournal.com]

well, she writes about fairies, she has a vivid imagination, and there are scenes that happen at night. It totally fits!:P

[annotated_em]

What, don't you remember the part where Anne and Diana go out and kill some zombies while they're on the trail of a killer vampire gone out of control (and Anne tries to juggle her conflicted feelings for Gilbert, who turns out to have secrets of his own)? And the part where the Sloanes turn out to be were-toads? Geez.

[no-ron.livejournal.com]

LOOOL!!! they rule!!

[cteare.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Maybe they want you to try something different.

[glvalentine.livejournal.com]

Fact: Gilbert Blythe sparkles in daylight.

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

And then Ann tries to dye her hair black - goth! - and ends up with a weird funky green instead. I mean, c'mon, amirite?

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

I think I must have read the abridged version in grade school, damn it.

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

Strangely, your logic does make sense...

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

I can't help it. I want to say, "that's just not right," but instead, some bizarro part of me keeps thinking, "I want that entire statement on a tshirt." Why? I don't know. I just do. Maybe that's what I'll wear to the next con I attend, just... just because I CAN damnit.

[glvalentine.livejournal.com]

Take pictures and show me!

(And you want it on a shirt because it's the boat-rescuing truth, dammit!)