*puts on reading glasses*

[kaigou]

Understanding the male psyche when it comes to sex... OMG, I've just about died laughing. Storytelling had a link to a series of little essays on Sex in the Romance: A Review of Romantic Encounters of the Close Kind. The guy is absolutely hysterical, and so enlightening about the minds of guys!

For the female, the perceived start may be a subtle glance from her mate, or a passing kiss, even a gentle touch. Her perception of the end is possibly when her mate moves from her. For the male, it starts with penetration and ends with his orgasm. This is not to say that he stops at this point, but until then it's sex. Afterward, it's a challenge. ... So, if the subject of duration ever comes up in the locker room or on the golf course, when everyone else is bragging five minutes, ten minutes, even fifteen minutes, you can confidently, through female perspective, throw out "an hour and a half" and back it up with a note from home.

Comments

[slobbit.livejournal.com]

Bwhaa ha ha! You knew just what I needed when I came home from work!

Where does all this "throbbing" imagery come from? Hearts throb, breasts don't. The characters are snickering in the background. Truly.

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

the "undulating excitedly" bit (to describe breasts freed from a bra) cracked me up the most. I mean, when you really stop and think about some of the terms used in romance...!

[slobbit.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite is "pumping caress from his manhood."

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...a note from home. *sniggers*

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

...and thus begins many hours of pleased boasting in the locker room.