kaigou: this is what I do, darling (don't fangirl)
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  1. Determined that yes, we remain FUNGIBLE.
  2. Inducted Zania into the Hall of Fungibility.
  3. Realized that I am helpless when faced with starving artists, especially if the adjective is damn near literal.
  4. Had the following conversation, as I perused my List of Where We're At, checking it against volumes 8 of this, 9 of that, 15-19 of this, etc...
    clerk: *grinning* An entire list! You must have kids!
    me: Uhm, no. I have a husband.
  5. Had the dubious thrill of seeing not just the distant horizon light up with a storm, but the ENTIRE. FRICKING. SKY. -- with tornadoes.
  6. Confirmed that if a patio exists within a block of a convention center, just look for me there. Day, or night.
  7. Realized that I am also helpless when faced with nifty new seamstress challenge.
  8. Had to bonk myself in the head until I remembered that first, many projects a la chez me await finishing first.
  9. Made solemn promise that from now on, I make things with POCKETS, or at least make a matching BAG. Damn it.
  10. Found out I still need to get a mechanic to look at the rear struts/shocks. Stupid, scary, strange noise...
  11. Refused to take a computer with me. Any computer.
  12. Obtained enough japanese-language material to make CP a very, very happy man.
  13. Turned four friends into whores. Woo! Go me!
...and various other things.

Including coming home to find work still waiting, whiny emails from some asshole lacking even the good sense of a broken canopener (and is about as coherent), a trunk full of luggage I should probably unpack... erm, sometime this week..., and my passports. Though I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would think it necessary to stamp "CANCELLED MAY 2007" on a passport that expired in 1989. Really, people, do you think anyone would be fooled by the picture?

OH. And, for the first time ever [insert drumroll here], I was not only glomped but permitted the glompage (despite Zan's utterly baffled expression afterwards). But the girl who asked was just so adorable -- she came up to maybe my shoulder at most, and came running up with her arms out only to skid to a halt (and yes, she did skid, a little), and asked in a squeaky voice, "may I please have a huuuuuuuuggg?" I was so taken aback, I could only say, "uh, okay," and even with my arms out, her arms still ended up around my waist. Then she skittered off and I turned to see her doing it to another Naruto-person, again with the arms thrown wide and skidding to a halt just outside the personal space... An odd "don't violate the space" and a "pweeese hug me" combination.

Don't be getting any ideas, though, folks. Just sayin'.

Date: 5 Jun 2007 10:29 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] sans-pertinence.livejournal.com
Sol hugged a freakin' fangirl?? *checks to see the sky is still in place* Am picturing the expression on your face and laughing my arse off right now... but what else are friends for?

So. Going into the pimp biz, eh? *snigger*

Date: 5 Jun 2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com
Oh, just wait til you see the pictures of the three devils & the spawn... and who they were 'escorting'. Then it will all be clear!

Yeah, I imagine the look on my face was a definite "uh..." with no idea how to react, really.

I mentioned to Sihaya later that no one took pictures while I was towing the Spawn Hinata around the dealer's room (as Neji), and Sihaya said, "do you not realize how strong your don't-photograph-me vibes are?" *whistles nonchalantly* I knew I should've bribed Duo into being the tourguide...

Date: 20 Jun 2007 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c-chan13.livejournal.com
this is one of the three devil escorts (yuna/duo/whomever i get suckered into cosplaying -_-;) i don't know if one of the others warned you, but as far as i know the pics and the video are still works in progress, but they are getting there!

Date: 5 Jun 2007 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com
Ah, now that's the kind of fangirl I like to see - enthusiastic but polite about it. :D

Date: 6 Jun 2007 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com
Anything's better than the flying tackle from the blindspot. That's a surefire way to get decked.

Date: 6 Jun 2007 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com
You too, hm? I almost took a guy out once when he started giving me a neckrub unexpectedly.

Of course, I didn't much like the guy in question, but the point stands.

Date: 5 Jun 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] envyelric.livejournal.com
I was number 13 and a polite fangirl(My badge lied)!!! BTW Heero, Duo said the quote of the con was "I lost my Neji... At the bar...".

Date: 6 Jun 2007 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com
Say what? What quote? When'd this happen?

Btw, I'm holding your socks hostage.

Date: 5 Jun 2007 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thejennabides.livejournal.com
I fear I've missed something critical. What is "fungible"? Will I be freaked out if I google it?

Date: 6 Jun 2007 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com
fun·gi·ble /ˈfʌndʒəbəl/ [fuhn-juh-buhl]
– adjective
(esp. of goods) being of such nature or kind as to be freely exchangeable or replaceable, in whole or in part, for another of like nature or kind.

I can't find my room key from last year (which ended up in my suitcase and has travelled with me to every con since, natch), but it states at the top, "the most fungible reward plan". Last Akon, we were sitting around at dinner and for some reason I had my room key out and thought to ask, "so what the hell does fungible mean?"

Much discussion ensued.

Duo: *looks blank*
Kage: I can google it! *whips laptop out*
Gina: I have no idea.
CP: Sounds like a VD. "Not tonight, honey, my fungible's flaring up again."
Zan: It deals with securities.
Sihaya: I prefer CP's version.

Eventually, we did determine Zan was right; cash, for instance, is fungible, because you can convert it easily from one form (cash) into another form (goods). Doesn't change the fact that the word itself -- fuuuuungible -- sounds kinda, well, obscene.

Oh, and we invoked you on Saturday night. I tried to explain the whole thing about Wufei and Thor (to Gina and Sihaya and Zan), but I'm afraid I just don't have your storytelling skills, your breathless delivery, or your recollection of the details. So, instead, we all agreed you simply have to tell that story (with any others) at ycon. That's one panel I wouldn't miss for hell or high water.

Date: 6 Jun 2007 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thejennabides.livejournal.com
That is a darn fine word. And I guess now I can't complain that fandom never taught me anything worth knowing. *stores word away in vocabulary section of brain*

Oh, THOR! I believe I may need to refresh myself on that dear story...

Date: 6 Jun 2007 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] l-clausewitz.livejournal.com
Starving artists?

Date: 6 Jun 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com
As in, you know for a fact that the person's living on ramen and 50-cent macaroni & cheese, and all pennies are going to art supplies and rent. Most folks I know (fortunately) don't fall in that category, but some do, and those... well, I guess that's just how I was raised.

Support the museums and the libraries and the theaters, support the artists and the writers and the actors, because what they do is something only a few can, and they do make the world a more beautiful place.

Date: 7 Jun 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffiewrites.livejournal.com
~*~*~*~*~* MASSIVE TACKLE GLOMPS *~*~*~*~*~*~ DANCES OFF SCATTERING HEARTS BUTTERFLIES AND FLOWERS




*whistles innocently*

Date: 7 Jun 2007 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaigou.livejournal.com
When we finally meet, I'm not sure whether I'll offer to buy you a drink, or just deck you.

Date: 7 Jun 2007 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffiewrites.livejournal.com
Well. Deck me first and offer me a drink second. I never know what I want to drink so it could take a while. Maybe you should offer first, deck second, that way I can think and recuperate at the same time! Or we could just go out for tacos.




(I seem to get this kind of thing a lot. Weird.)