the jihad!

[kaigou]

The Unitarian Jihad is coming...

Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have carefully thought through the issues.

Get your Jihad name now.

— Brother Machine Gun of Enlightened Compassion

Comments

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

That is so f**king hilarious.

Sister Garrote of Reasoned Discussion

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions.

*died right about here. fortunately, we have universal salvation, so I go to heaven. woot!*

[ravensilver.livejournal.com]

"Brother/Sister Hand Grenade of Compassion"

::snicker::

I like this. :)

Maybe I'll become a Unitarian. Maybe I already am one!

[bonniers.livejournal.com]

I liked this one:

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not enough." We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

My Unitarian
Jihad Name (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL) is: Sister Machine Gun of Warm Humanitarianism.

Get yours (http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html).