'I was seen in the ROMANCE section today. CRIPES.'
- several states was shaken today by a persistent rain of fish, making driving hazardous in certain areas. Several interstates were shut down in Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. While Federal Response teams were quoted as 'concerned' for health reasons and for potential water polution, FEMA was out having a long lunch. When questioned, the Meteorological Institute came back with 'beats us' and suggested grilling with butter as the best way to deal with the phenomenon. Elsewhere, persistent ice storms cut off electricity throughout several Canadian provinces, but nobody really cares what those guys up north do. And that concludes our weather report-
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Date: 11 Jan 2007 03:08 am (UTC)- several states was shaken today by a persistent rain of fish, making driving hazardous in certain areas. Several interstates were shut down in Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. While Federal Response teams were quoted as 'concerned' for health reasons and for potential water polution, FEMA was out having a long lunch. When questioned, the Meteorological Institute came back with 'beats us' and suggested grilling with butter as the best way to deal with the phenomenon. Elsewhere, persistent ice storms cut off electricity throughout several Canadian provinces, but nobody really cares what those guys up north do. And that concludes our weather report-