Sorry, I already subscribe to one solar-phallic cult.
Oh, oops, forgot to tell you, the bill arrived saying your Solar subscription runs out next month.
But if you order now, you can get three years of Solism, for the low price of your monthly mortgage!!! Whatta deal!!! But don't answer yet - there's more! If you order now, you also get a free set of foxhound mutts!!! They pee, they whine, they even shed on your favorite black pants!!! How much would you pay now? Fifty dollars? Two hundred dollars? Not here!!! You can get all this AND the Amazing Visiting Shiatsu Therapist for only nearly five times that! Order now!!! Operators standing by!!!!!
I scare myself. I don't think I've ever used that many exclamation points in a single paragraph.
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Date: 30 Nov 2004 07:08 am (UTC)Oh, oops, forgot to tell you, the bill arrived saying your Solar subscription runs out next month.
But if you order now, you can get three years of Solism, for the low price of your monthly mortgage!!! Whatta deal!!! But don't answer yet - there's more! If you order now, you also get a free set of foxhound mutts!!! They pee, they whine, they even shed on your favorite black pants!!! How much would you pay now? Fifty dollars? Two hundred dollars? Not here!!! You can get all this AND the Amazing Visiting Shiatsu Therapist for only nearly five times that! Order now!!! Operators standing by!!!!!
I scare myself. I don't think I've ever used that many exclamation points in a single paragraph.