cry havoc

Ooh, you're a descended lapsed Catholic. In this quiz, you'd probably need to play with snakes, speak in tongues, or sacrifice chickens to achieve cultage. Oh, wait, have you stockpiled huge amounts of guns? That'll do it, too. Nope, you can't be a cult; you didn't shove me under your bed and refuse to let me come out except while dressed in a white bedsheet and maybe we shouldn't go there.

Well, us non-Catholics and non-Anarchists gotta stick together. Have your girl call my girl. We'll fax lunch.