ohemgee, so that's how it works!

[kaigou]

The mysteries of publishing solved! Thank you, Macmillion digital team!

Comments

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

Oh man! And here I thought I was going to get away with sailing through life without ever getting sucked into WoW.

[scbutler.livejournal.com]

Ha! Where do I sign up?

[teeheeiambad.livejournal.com]

The. Fuck. What?

An editor co-wrote Gatsby? Umm, did Fitzgerald know that?

Character names by number?

10 years to write a....

WoW...I..???

The. Fuck?

Thats not serious, is it? Thats a joke and I missed it, right?

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Looks like I'm just going to have to give up on writing, seeing how I'm so not a gamer. Sigh!

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

Yes, dearie. You did miss it.

Go back & rewatch with this in mind: written by Macmillion's digital team -- it's all a series of pokes at the 'analog' team.

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

I want the job that starts at 80K. Screw this 30 years to write a novel! Gimme cash!

[chibidrunksanzo.livejournal.com]

No, no, this is when you hire a professional--such as myself--to do the WoW marketing for you.

[teeheeiambad.livejournal.com]

I'm heat delirious. It did not compute. Der.

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT PAYING YOU 80K A YEAR TO PLAY WoW. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Good try, though!

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I thought it was serious the first time until I got to the "blogging as higher art form" (not to mention, "boost your income by blogging"? say what?) and started going, wait, wasn't this put out by Macmillian digital...? Wait a minute... It's the Italian lumberjacks that get me the most, though.

[chibidrunksanzo.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't be paying me 80k a year to play WoW! You'd be paying me 80k a year to spam trade chat with plugs for your book while I play WoW. Totally different. Totally.

[ravensilver.livejournal.com]

And did you get the part where they ship the paper from Italy to Switzerland by boat? >.>

Great idea, though. ^^

[scbutler.livejournal.com]

You're getting that job over my dead body.

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah? Well, MY WoW rep can beat YOUR WoW rep, any day! Bring it on! *hops around looking threatening*

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

Alrighty! Let me know how that works out for you!

[scbutler.livejournal.com]

Nothing like fighting over fantastical job postings.