The secret revealed, news at eleven.

About the question of apples, CP has deigned to come down from his Leonine heights and grace us with his insight. Over dinner, last night.

Me: ...held out the apple but he was saying, "don't do this," and then he takes the apple back and--
CP: Well, it's obviously a Beatles reference.
Me: *blinks*
CP: You know what the Japanese word for apple is, don't you?
Me: Uh... no.
CP: Ringo.
Me: ...
CP: Coincidence? ...I think not.
Me: ...
CP: Pretty much it just means Paul's dead.
Me: ...




... I live with this.


ETA: CP presents evidence A.