Rewrite vampires as bloodthirsty, unsexy, vicious rabid dogs too busy killing things to brood.
Use this solution with caution, or prepare to evolve into the BtVS universe. Symptoms include writing a cast of vampires that start off as entirely evil, bloodthirty villians, but somehow become misunderstood sex symbols who cry and bitch a lot long before the end of the series is reached. Warning: This has been known lead to even more excessive vampire angsting than even RHD, though scientists are presently debating whether this is actually possible.
*Grin* Thanks a bunch for sharing this, it was hilarious.
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Date: 7 Jan 2007 02:09 am (UTC)Use this solution with caution, or prepare to evolve into the BtVS universe. Symptoms include writing a cast of vampires that start off as entirely evil, bloodthirty villians, but somehow become misunderstood sex symbols who cry and bitch a lot long before the end of the series is reached. Warning: This has been known lead to even more excessive vampire angsting than even RHD, though scientists are presently debating whether this is actually possible.
*Grin* Thanks a bunch for sharing this, it was hilarious.