In the male category. It is Brown's disease, and it is much more dangerous than the bickering and petty bitching of Rice-Hamilton. When a male author gets Brown's disease, he suddenly loses all ability to characterise. His plots lose coherency, his syntax gets the trots and his storylines become far-fetched and ridiculous.
It is a dangerous, dangerous disease because it is highly contagious. People all over the world become victims of Brown's disease, which renders them temporarily blind, and therefore especially susceptible to further Plot Atrocities from said Brown's disease sufferer.
Overnight, they feel like they are historical experts, and the word "Fiction" is erased from their memories. They walk around pronouncing truth, citing evidence that does not prove them right, only that there were people in the Renaissance period who made up the story first.
It is a sad,sad thing, and many have fallen victim.
The only cure that has so far rescued those few, poor souls that could be, was a really bad movie,with some really good actors, who were so obviously crippled by the dialogue they could not act.
You Forgot One
Date: 7 Jan 2007 02:02 am (UTC)It is a dangerous, dangerous disease because it is highly contagious. People all over the world become victims of Brown's disease, which renders them temporarily blind, and therefore especially susceptible to further Plot Atrocities from said Brown's disease sufferer.
Overnight, they feel like they are historical experts, and the word "Fiction" is erased from their memories. They walk around pronouncing truth, citing evidence that does not prove them right, only that there were people in the Renaissance period who made up the story first.
It is a sad,sad thing, and many have fallen victim.
The only cure that has so far rescued those few, poor souls that could be, was a really bad movie,with some really good actors, who were so obviously crippled by the dialogue they could not act.
It is the only cure.
Maybe it will work on Rice-Hamilton?